40 N Wells Street, Chicago, IL 60606 New Window
(312) 372-3725, andrea@stocksandblondesbar.com
Kitchen Hours 11a - 1:30p Monday 11a - 7p Tuesday - Friday: 11a - 9p Saturday & Sunday 12pm - 8pm


Kitchen Hours 11am – 1:30pm. Closed weekends.

Daily Specials

Monthly Specials

$6 Half Acre Daisy Cutter 5.2%

$5 PBR Drafts Everyday

$6 Glendalough Irish Whiskey Shots

$5 Malort Shots Everyday


Goose Island 16oz Cans


312 & IPA

Pipeworks 16oz Can


Ninja vs. Unicorn and Lizard King v. The Cryo


$7 Modelo Draft




Cabernet Sauvignon


Sauvignon Blanc


Pinot Grigio


Pinot Noir







$6 Select Drafts

Ask your server!


*Catfish Fry


Catfish nuggets with a side of fire and tartar sauce served over fries. Upgrade to tots or onion rings for $1. Additional dipping sauce $0.75.

*While supplies last. Only available during kitchen hours.

  • Fish,

Saturday & Sunday

$6 Fat Tire

$6 VooDoo Ranger IPA

  • Pilsner

$5 Fireball Shots

$8 Wheatly Bloody Mary

Make it spicy!



Miller Light 4.1%

Guinness Stout 4.2%

New Belgium Voodoo Ranger IPA 7.0%

  • IPA

3 Floyds Gumballhead 5.6%

Pale Wheat Ale

Half Acre Double Daisy Cutter 8%

Double IPA

  • Local

Lagunitas A Little Sumpin Sumpin 7.5%

Hoppy Pale Wheat Ale

Bells Oberon 5.8%


$6 Half Acre Daisy Cutter 5.2%

Pipeworks Mini Unicorn 5%

American IPA

  • Local

Bell’s Two Hearted 7%

American IPA

Half Acre Daisy Cutter 5.2%

Pale Ale

  • Local

Stella Artois 5.2%

3 Floyds Speed Castle 5.6%


New Belgium Voodoo Juice Force 9.5%

Hazy imperial IPA

Blake’s Hard Apple Cider 4.5%

PBR 4.8%


Kona Big Wave 4.4%

Golden Ale

Pipeworks Ninja vs. Unicorn vs. Haze 8%

Hazy IPA

  • Local

Allagash White 5.2%


Pipeworks Pear Gate 5.5%

Cryo Hopped American Pale Ale with Pear

  • Local

Revolution Fist City 5.5%

Chicago Pale Ale

  • Local

Half Acre WayBird 6.5%

Hazy IPA

  • Local

Revolution Infinity Hero 7%

The best of both an IPA and an Hazy IPA.

  • Local

Bells Hazy Hearted IPA 7.5%

Hazy IPA

3 Floyds Animalized 8%

Double IPA

3 Floyds Zombie Ice 8.5%

Double Pale Ale

Pipeworks Diamond Hold 6.1%

Hazy Pale Ale with Citra, Mosaic and Cryo Mosaic Hops

  • Local

Pipeworks Liminal Space 5.5%

Pale Ale with Cryo Citra and Idaho 7 hops 

  • Local

Warpigs Divine Huntress 8.4%

Weizen Doppelbock

Hopewell Pre-Pro Pils 5.5%


  • Local

312 Lemonade Shandy 4.2%

Bottle Beer


Bud Light

Miller Light

High Life

Michelob Ultra

Old Style

Coors Light

Nutrl Hard Watermelon

Nutrl Hard Pineapple

Krombacher N/A

Goose Island 312

Tall Boy Can

Goose Island Pale Ale

Tall Boy Can

Hopewell LiL Buddy 8oz Can 4.2%


  • Local

Partake Blonde N/A

Pipeworks Ninja v. Unicorn 8%

16oz Can Double IPA

  • Local

Pipeworks Lizard King v. The Cryo 6%

16oz Can. Cryo Mosaic hopped Pale Ale

  • Local

Whiskey List

Bardstown Prisoner

9 year old Tennessee Whiskey aged in Prisoner Wine Barrels for 18 months. 100 proof

Bardstown Fusion #1

A blended 2 year old Bardstown Bourbon and 11 year old Kentucky Bourbon. 98 proof

Breckenridge Port Cask Finish

4 – 6 year old whiskey aged in Tawny Port barrels for 6 months

Bulleit Bourbon

Bulleit Rye 12

Castle & Key Rye

High West Double Rye

Glenglassaugh Revival Highland Single Malt

I.W. Harper

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels Sinatra Select

Sinatra Select pays tribute to Jack’s biggest fan: Frank Sinatra. Made with our unique “Sinatra Barrels” that have deep grooves specially carved into their staves to expose the whiskey to extra layers of toasted oak. 90 proof

Jack Fire

Johnnie Walker Blue

Kentucky Vintage Original Sour Mash

Knob Creek Rye

Noah Mills Bourbon

Oban 14

Old Forester Bottled in Bond

Paddy Irish Whiskey

Rowan’s Creek Straight Kentucky Bourbon

Produced in Bardstown KY by Willett Distillery, made from 5-15 year old barrels. 101 proof .

Seagrams 7

Seagrams 7 Apple

Small Batch 1792

Smoke Wagon Uncut

Southern Comfort

Templeton Rye

Woodford Reserve Double Oak

Woodford Reserve

Maker’s Mark

Bearface Whiskey

Glendalough Irish Whiskey



Knob Creek Bourbon


Avion 44

Extra Anejo

Don Julio 1942


Banhez Mezcal

Less smokey than you would think!

Avion Anejo

Casamigos Blanco


Herradura Blanco

Avion Reposado

Casamigos Mezcal


Pinot Grigio

Cabernet Sauvignon

Lobster Reef Sauvignon Blanc




Pinot Noir


Opening Bell Appetizers

Mozzarella Sticks

  • Dairy,



“Economist” Chicken Tenders


Served with your choice of side sauce: BBQ, honey mustard, honey sriracha, buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese. Any additional sauce is $0.75.
Add fries, tots +$1, onion rings +$1

*”S&P 500″ Shrimp Basket


Butterfly shrimp served over fries. Upgrade your side to tots ($1) or onion rings ($1).

  • Shellfish,

“Fortune” Wings


8 fried wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Fire, Buffalo, Honey Sriracha, BBQ, or Fire BBQ with side of ranch or bleu cheese. Additional sauce is $0.75.

Onion Rings


Tater Tots



Slagel Farms 8oz patty comes with a side of fries. Upgrade to tots or onion rings for $1 - * Burgers are cooked to order. Consuming raw or under-cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. Our fryers are not gluten free.



Slagel Farms 8oz patty built to your liking, on of your choice of bun: golden or pretzel , served with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, or Bleu Cheese Crumbles +$1
Add bacon +$2, Buffalorized +$2, onion ring topper + $1

*”Cowboy Curtis” Burger


Slagel Farms 8oz patty with BBQ sauce, cheddar, bacon, and onion ring served on a pretzel bun

  • Dairy,

*”Blue Chip Ringer” Burger


Slagel Farms 8oz patty topped with onion rings and bleu cheese served on a pretzel bun

  • Dairy,

*”Daily Gain” Patty Melt


Slagel Farms 8oz patty served on panini with American cheese & grilled onions

  • Dairy,


All sandwiches comes with fries. Upgrade to tater tots or onion rings for $1.

“Short” Grilled Cheese


Add bacon ($2) , tomato ($2)

  • Dairy,

“Stop Limit” BLT


Stacked lettuce, tomato, and bacon served on white bread
Add cheese +$1, fried egg +$2

“SEC” Chicken Sandwich


Grilled chicken breast topped with lettuce, tomato, & onion served on a golden bun
Add cheese + $1

“Capital Gains” Chicken Wrap


Grilled chicken or chicken tenders with lettuce and tomato. Buffalorized it! + $2


Enjoy our salads. Choose any of the following dressings; Balsamic, Ranch, Italian, French or Bleu Cheese.

“Chicago Merc” House Salad


Assorted greens, stock veggies, croutons & your choice of dressing.
Add chicken + $5

  • Vegetarian option

The “Pit” Tender Salad


Lettuce, tomato, croutons, sliced chicken tenders, and your choice of dressing.

“Board of Trade” Cobb Salad


Mixed lettuce, topped with strips of grilled chicken, bleu cheese crumbles, tomato, boiled egg, & bacon served with your choice of dressing.

  • Egg,
  • Dairy,

Buffalo Chicken Salad


Grilled or breaded buffalo chicken, mixed lettuce, tomato, carrots, celery , bleu cheese crumbles and choice of dressing.

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