40 N Wells Street, Chicago, IL 60606 New Window
(312) 372-3725, andrea@stocksandblondesbar.com
Monday 11a - 7p Tuesday - Friday: 11a - 9p Kitchen Hours 11a - 1:30p


Daily Specials

Beer of The Month

New Belgium Holiday Ale 7.5%


‘Tis the season for flavors of cranberry and orange, cinnamon and spice, for everyone naughty and nice!


$5 Select Bottles


Michalob Ultra or Budweiser


Modelo Draft





Cabernet Sauvignon




Sauvignon Blanc


Pinot Grigio


Pinot Noir







Select Drafts


Pipeworks Pineapple Guppy, Sweet Water 420 and Pipeworks Infinite Citra


*Catfish Fry


Catfish nuggets with a side of fire and tartar sauce served over fries. Upgrade to tots or onion rings for $1. Additional dipping sauce $0.75.

  • Fish,



Miller Light 4.1%

Guinness Stout 4.2%

Three Floyds Gumballhead 5.6%

  • Pale Wheat Ale

Modelo Especial 4.4%

Revolution Anti-Hero 6.7%

American IPA

Pipeworks Pineapple Guppy 4.6%

Pale ale with pineapple juice

Pipeworks Fluffo Sando 10.5%

Imperial Milk Stout

Pipeworks Infinite Citra 7%

  • Citra Hopped IPA

Stella Artois 5.2%

Sweet Water 420 5.7%

  • Extra Pale Ale

New Belgium Voodoo Juice Force 9.5%

  • Hazy Imperial IPA

Goose Island Bourbon County Stout 15.6%


Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald 6%

  • Porter

New Belgium Holiday Ale 7.5%


‘Tis the season for flavors of cranberry and orange, cinnamon and spice, for everyone naughty and nice!

Lagunitas Contents Under Fresher 7.2%

  • Fresh Hop IPA

Bells HopSlam 10%

Blake’s Hard Apple Cider 8%

PBR 4.8%

  • Lager


Whiskey, sweet vermouth and Campari.

New Belgium Hop Raider 8.1%

  • IPA

Kona Big Wave 4.4%

  • Golden Ale

Sierra Nevada Celebration 6.8%

18th Street Best Patio Pils 4.9%

Bells Quiet Bright 5%

  • Wheat Beer

Goose Island Hazy Beer Hug 6.8%

  • Hazy IPA

Half Acre Lava Run 6.3%

  • IPA

Half Acre Burl

  • Hazy Dbl IPA

Lagunitas Hazy Wonder 6%

West Coast Hazy IPA

WarPigs Salmon Pants 5.3%

  • Hoppy Lager

Bottle Beer


Bud Light

Miller Light

High Life

Michelob Ultra

High Noon Mango


Old Style

Whiskey List

Bardstown Prisoner

9 year old Tennessee Whiskey aged in Prisoner Wine Barrels for 18 months. 100 proof

Bardstown Fusion #1

A blended 2 year old Bardstown Bourbon and 11 year old Kentucky Bourbon. 98 proof

Breckenridge Port Cask Finish

4 – 6 year old whiskey aged in Tawny Port barrels for 6 months

Bulleit Bourbon

Bulleit Rye

Bulleit Rye 12

Castle & Key Rye

Crown Royal

Early Times

High West Double Rye

Green Spot

Glenglassaugh Revival Highland Single Malt

I.W. Harper

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels Sinatra Select

Sinatra Select pays tribute to Jack’s biggest fan: Frank Sinatra. Made with our unique “Sinatra Barrels” that have deep grooves specially carved into their staves to expose the whiskey to extra layers of toasted oak. 90 proof

Jack Daniels Single Barrel Select

Jack Fire

Jim Beam

Johnnie Walker Blue

Kentucky Vintage Original Sour Mash

Knob Creek Rye

Macallan 12

Noah Mills Bourbon

Oban 14

Old Forester Bottled in Bond

Paddy Irish Whiskey

Rowan’s Creek Straight Kentucky Bourbon

Produced in Bardstown KY by Willett Distillery, made from 5-15 year old barrels. 101 proof .


Seagrams 7

Seagrams 7 Apple

Small Batch 1792

Smoke Wagon Uncut

Southern Comfort

Templeton Rye

Woodford Reserve Double Oak

Johnnie Walker Green

Woodford Reserve

Chattanooga Bourbon 91 Proof

Cardinal Spirits Bourbon

Maker’s Mark

Bearface Whiskey

Glendalough Irish Whiskey



Avion 44

Extra Anejo

Don Julio 1942


Banhez Mezcal

Less smokey than you would think!



Avion Anejo

Roca Patron Reposado

Casa Noble Reposado

Casamigos Blanco


Herradura Blanco

Herradura Reposado


Pinot Grigio

Cabernet Sauvignon

Lobster Reef Sauvignon Blanc




Pinot Noir


Opening Bell Appetizers

Options Platter


Pick two! Fries, onion rings, tater tots or mozzarella sticks.

Mozzarella Sticks

  • Dairy,



“Economist” Chicken Tenders


Served with your choice of side sauce: BBQ, honey mustard, honey sriracha, buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese. Any additional sauce is $0.75.
Add fries, tots +$1, onion rings +$1

“Barrons” Quesadillas

Cheese $10, Veggie +$3, Chicken +$5

Served with hot sauce and sour cream.

  • Dairy,

*”S&P 500″ Shrimp Basket


Butterfly shrimp served over fries. Upgrade your side to tots ($1) or onion rings ($1).

  • Shellfish,

“Fortune” Wings


8 fried wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Fire, Buffalo, Honey Sriracha, BBQ, or Fire BBQ with side of ranch or bleu cheese. Additional sauce is $0.75.

Onion Rings



Slagel Farms 8oz patty comes with a side of fries. Upgrade ($1) onion rings or ($1) tots for the side--- * Burgers are cooked to order. Consuming raw or under-cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. Our fryers are not gluten free.



Slagel Farms 8oz patty built to your liking, on of your choice of bun: golden, pretzel, or panini, served with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
American, Swiss, cheddar, pepper jack, mozzarella, or blue cheese crumbles +$1
Add bacon +$2, fried egg +$2, Buffalorized +$2, onion ring topper + $1

*”Cowboy Curtis” Burger


Slagel Farms 8oz patty with BBQ sauce, cheddar, bacon, and onion ring served on a pretzel bun

  • Dairy,

*”Blonde” Burger


Blackened turkey patty, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion served on a golden bun.

  • Dairy,

*”Blue Chip Ringer” Burger


Slagel Farms 8oz patty topped with onion rings and bleu cheese served on a pretzel bun

  • Dairy,

*”Daily Gain” Patty Melt


Slagel Farms 8oz patty served on panini with American cheese & grilled onions

  • Dairy,


All sandwiches comes with waffle fries. Upgrade your side ($1) onion rings, ($1) tater tots or ($3) side salad.

“Short” Grilled Cheese


Add bacon ($2) , tomato ($2)

  • Dairy,

“Stop Limit” BLT


Stacked lettuce, tomato, and bacon served on white bread
Add cheese +$1, fried egg +$2

“SEC” Chicken Sandwich


Grilled chicken breast topped with lettuce, tomato, & onion served on a golden bun
Add cheese + $1

“Capital Gains” Chicken Wrap


Grilled chicken or chicken tenders with lettuce and tomato. Buffalorized it! + $2


Enjoy our salads. Choose any of the following dressings; Balsamic, Ranch, Italian, 1000 Island, French, Bleu Cheese, or Caesar.

“Chicago Merc” House Salad


Assorted greens, stock veggies, croutons & your choice of dressing.
Add chicken + $5

  • Vegetarian option

“CBOE” Ceasar Salad


Mixed Lettuce w/ house caesar dressing
Add chicken + $5

  • Anchovy (in dressing),

The “Pit” Tender Salad


Lettuce, tomato, croutons, sliced chicken tenders, and your choice of dressing.

“Board of Trade” Cobb Salad


Mixed lettuce, topped with strips of grilled chicken, bleu cheese crumbles, tomato, boiled egg, & bacon served with your choice of dressing.

  • Egg,
  • Dairy,

Buffalo Chicken Salad


Grilled or breaded buffalo chicken, mixed lettuce, tomato, carrots, tortilla stripes, bleu cheese crumbles and choice of dressing.

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