Menu – Stocks & Blondes

Please let your server know if you have any food allergies.

* Burgers are cooked to order. Consuming raw or under-cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. Our kitchen and fryers are not gluten or shellfish free.

Thank you in advance for your patience, our kitchen is very small. Please no special orders, substitutions or additions to food that are not apart of the menu options. We are trying to stay as efficient as possible.

We do not separate checks.

$5 Titos and Buffalo Trace Highballs

Mix with your favorite soda.

Monday - Friday!

$5 Wine

Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Champagne, Prosecco, Rosé and Chardonnay.

Monday - Friday!

$5 Kirin Ichiban 5%

A premium Japanese lager.

Monday - Friday!

$6 Surfside Hard Tea

Iced Tea. Iced Tea + Lemonade. Strawberry Lemonade.

Monday - Friday!

Taco(s) Tuesday

$12

Choose beef or fish! 3 grilled tilapia tacos with house slaw and giardiniera mayo on corn tortillas. 3 ground beef, lettuce, tomato, queso fresco, onion, cilantro and sour cream on corn tortillas. Sorry, no mix and match.

*Catfish Fry

$14

Catfish nuggets with a side of buffalo and tartar sauce served over fries. Upgrade to tots, sweet potato fries or onion rings for +$1. Additional dipping sauce $0.75.

*Fridays only.

Fish,

Lagunitas Hazy IPA 5.5%

Hazy IPA

A combo of hops to create a fruit bomb with notes of pineapple, guava, and passionfruit all wrapped up in a unicorn pillowy mouthfeel.

Pipeworks Ninja Vs Unicorn 8%

Double IPA

Local

Revolution Anti-Hero 6.7%

American IPA

Local

Half Acre Daisy Cutter 5.2%

Pale Ale

Local

Old Style 4.6%

Eris Pedestrian Apple Cider 5.9%

Modern hard cider. Dry, crisp, and tart like a Granny Smith apple.

Local + Women Owned

Goose Island River Bird 6.5%

West Coast IPA

Chicago cares about its river. This beer does, too. River Bird is a fresh take on a West Coast IPA, with bright hop character and balanced bitterness. River Bird’s citrus and pine notes come together to make a crisp, refreshing beer– perfect for days on the river.

River Bird benefits Friends of the Chicago River– a nonprofit dedicated to restoring and improving the 156-mile Chicago and Calumet River system.

Only available in Chicago

Old Style 4.6%

Hopewell Choom CBD & THC Cans

Choom Lite – A sparkling lemon-lime beverage infused with 3mg THC & CBD.

Choom Dopo 5mg THC & CBD- A deeply satisfying mixture of bittering herbs, spices, rich fruit juice and our house-made sparkling mineral water.

Local

Smoke Wagon Uncut Unfiltered

115 proof high rye blend

Staff Favorite!

Mozzarella Sticks

$11

Severed with marinara sauce.

Dairy,

Snack Basket

Choose ONE of your favorite snacks to nibble on. Fries, sweet potato fries, tater tots, or onion rings. Add a cup of cheese +$1. Sorry, no mix-n-match.

Investors Daily Pizza Puff

$14

Two beef pizza puffs with side.

Dairy,
Garlic,

“Economist” Chicken Tenders

$15

5 tenders served with fries and your choice of dipping sauce: BBQ, buffalo, ranch, honey mustard, nacho cheese, or bleu cheese. Additional sauce is $0.75.
Upgrade to tots, onion rings or sweet potato fries +$1

*”S&P 500″ Shrimp Basket

$16

Fried shrimp served over fries. Upgrade to tots, sweet potato fries, or onion rings +$1. Toss in buffalo for +$.75.

Shellfish,

Fortune Wings

$15

8 fried wings tossed in your choice of Buffalo, BBQ, Fire, Honey Sriracha, Sweet Thai Chili or Fire BBQ sauce with side of ranch or bleu cheese. Additional sauce is $0.75. Please allow 15-20 minutes for order to be completed.

Nachos

$15

Lettuce, tomato, black beans, nacho cheese, jalapeño, and chihuahua cheese over our house made tortilla chips. Add chili + $2. Add beef +$3. Add chicken +$4

Tacos

$14/$17

Choose beef or talipia. 3 fish tacos with house slaw and giardiniera mayo on corn tortillas. 3 ground beef, lettuce, tomato, queso fresco, onion, cilantro and sour cream on corn tortillas. Sorry, no mix-n- match. Add avocado +$2.

Potato Flautas

$16

Four corn tortillas with potato filling, sour cream, queso fresco, tomato, onion and lettuce.

Vegetarian

Burgers

Slagel Farms 8oz patty comes with a side of fries. Upgrade to tots, sweet potato fries or onion rings for +$1 - * Burgers are cooked to order. Consuming raw or under-cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs, may increase your risk of foodbourne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. Our fryers are NOT gluten or shellfish free.

*Build-A-Burger

$15

Slagel Farms 8oz patty on a golden bun served with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Add American Cheese, Cheddar Cheese, Chihuahua, Pepper Jack, Mozzarella, or Bleu Cheese Crumbles for +$1
Add bacon +$2. Add egg + $1. Add avocado +$2

*”Cowboy Curtis” Burger

$17

Slagel Farms 8oz patty on a golden bun with cheddar cheese, bacon, onion ring and a BBQ drizzle.

Dairy,

*”Blonde” Burger

$18

Turkey patty, pepper jack cheese, avocado, chipotle mayo, lettuce, tomato and onion served on a golden bun.

Dairy,

*S&B Double Cheeseburger

$17

Two 4oz burger patty’s, American cheese, lettuce, pickles, grilled onion, homemade Comeback sauce on a brioche bun with a side of fries.

*Stocks Burger

$17

Slagel Farms 8oz patty topped with bacon, fried egg, and cheddar cheese served on a golden bun.

Egg,
Dairy,

“Barron’s” Quesadilla

Cheese $11, Chicken +$5

Chihuahua cheese on a flour tortilla served with a side of chips and salsa. Additional salsa $0.75. Add chicken +$5.

Dairy,

“Short” Grilled Cheese

$12

A crowd favorite! American cheese on panini bread. Add bacon ($2) , tomato ($1).

Dairy,

“SEC” Grilled Chicken Sandwich

$16

Grilled chicken breast topped with lettuce, tomato, & onion served on a golden bun. Add cheese + $1. Add bacon +$2.

“Capital Gains” Chicken Wrap

$15

Your choice of grilled chicken or chicken tenders with lettuce and tomato on a flour wrap. Make it buffalo for +$1. Add cheese +$1.

PJ Chicken Sandwich

$16

Crispy or grilled chicken breast, avocado, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on panini bread. Add buffalo $0.75.

“Chicago Merc” House Salad

$13

Romaine lettuce, carrot, celery, tomato, croutons & your choice of dressing. Add bacon +$2, chicken +$4 or salmon +$7

Vegetarian option

“Board of Trade” Cobb Salad

$14

Romaine lettuce, topped with bleu cheese crumbles, tomato, boiled egg, & bacon served with your choice of dressing. Add grilled chicken +$4 or salmon +$7

Egg,
Dairy,